"Notes and Quotes"

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Monday, September 28, 2009

Pretty well sums it up!

Pretty well sums it up!

Conservative vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

  • If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
  • If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
  • If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
  • A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
  • If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
  • If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
  • If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
  • Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
  • If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
  • A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
  • If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
  • Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
  • If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
  • A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
  • If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
  • A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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  • **"If the Constitution no longer matters, then the federal government no longer exists. The same document that restricts the federal government is also the document that created them and gives them their authority. Either it is in effect, or it is not." Gary Henderson
  • **"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in the time of moral crisis, maintain their neutrality." Dante
  • **“When anyone gets something for nothing, someone else gets nothing for something.” -Anonymous
  • ** "My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane" Author unknown
  • ** “There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.” — Peter F. Drucker
  • ** “If getting employer benefits without paying union dues is BAD, why is getting government benefits without paying taxes GOOD?”
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  • ** "One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors." ~ Plato
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  • **Political correctness is an approved form of censorship.  Based on emotional appeals at the expense of reason, political correctness mandates that inconvenient truths or facts be swept under the carpet.  Or else. Free speech, guaranteed to all Americans under the First Amendment, is on its way to becoming moot.  The political, media, and intellectual elites who control the terms of national debate and the rules of civil society have succeeded in censoring opposing views, limiting debate, and demonizing dissent.  Perception is on its way to becoming our new reality. Nancy Morgan
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